Boxing Day Jamboree

In this corner, weighing in at some pounds and some ounces Baby Year New 2014, and in that corner weighing in at 112 pounds 7.34216890 ounces Old Man 2013. Begin! All right, Old Man 2013 is off to a strong start, and they're keeping up the fight. This could take a week, but by January 1st...

What am I doing?

Update on The Whatever Show

I recently saw this video, [video contains language, violence, and other adult content] and it may shape my work on The Whatever Show. The concept I worked (working hard or hardly working) on for a little while was the idea of a group of several different characters (ie Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life and Cow from Cow & Chicken) being the main group in every episode with a variety of other characters playing minor roles. Now, I'm thinking of making it, so that there are like three main characters, with a plethora of short subplots everywhere. Man, it's hard to make coherent sentences when talking about this project.

I'm thinking of making the first episode "the most late Christmas special ever." I'm working on that placeholder name. Considering how many different characters there will be, it should come out in March, and it will be quite a few chapters at a time. The protagonist (I cannot remember if I mentioned this or not) is supposed to be an exaggerated version of myself. I think the show will be extremely cartoony, but probably not as "free of reality" as a certain other show whose name shouldn't be mentioned due to immature comments. I'll continue working on this concept. Now that I think about it, I'm not 100% sure I mentioned The Whatever Show on this blog, because it was probably mentioned on the old one.

Screenshotting

I was thinking of making this post about my old blog. I would post my screen-shots of what it looked like, so you could see it, but I'll have to think about how I'm going to share these images. Oh, well.

If you have any comments or questions, don't hesitate to share them below.

Here's hoping you guys had a happy holiday,

Reginald Konga

Shwartz's psychology #1 The Fox

Now, it's time for Shwartz's psychology.

I have been asked by many people the following question: What does the Fox Say? These people then proceed to sound like what I can only describe as follows: Nails on a Chalkboard heard right next to a Hendrix guitar solo on an incredibly out-of-tune guitar while a thousand babies cry uncontrollably.

So my answer to the question is this. I have met the fox, and he is apparently far smarter than any human that ever was, is, or will be. Leonardo da Vinci would be jealous of this fox. The fox has apparently solved the gasoline crisis by turning carbon monoxide into fuel through a very complicated process that defies the "Theory of Conservation of Matter." Furthermore, he has figured out how to fix the American economy to such a level that we could rival the economic boom post-World War I. Moreover, he has solved global warming through a means similar to his fuel solution.

You may be wondering why nobody has heard of this, and there is a reasonable conclusion to this. The fox entered into this dimension, becoming stranded a little after this question became popular. Now, no one will take the fox seriously. Please, stop quoting this song. I don't like paying $3.30 for gasoline.

This concludes Shwartz's psychology... Thank you.

This post is merely for fun. If you still enjoy "What Does the Fox Say?" I have nothing against you. You could do far worse.

Happy Holidays,

Reginald Konga

My Old Blog and "NEW Grim Edventures" Chapter 6

Greetings, people of the internet. Today, I'd like to talk to you about the production of The NEW Grim Edventures of Ed, Edd n Eddy, but first, let me give you some advice. 

If you ever want to create a blog, but don't want to use your Google account, please, for the sake of your sanity, don't use Blog.com. I started my blog, and the very next day, it had a "502 Bad Gateway" error for at least twenty hours. For those of you who don't know, a "Bad Gateway" error means that the servers are doing something wrong, and you are not to blame. In this case, Blog.com couldn't handle everybody. It's a miracle that their blog worked long enough for me to see that it was, indeed, their fault. I had just shared my blog on a forum, and it seemed to instantly go down, because the very next post was from a rather confused female. Now, due to another issue, the site won't let me log in or even visit my blog, and it's not just my computers (yes, I checked on two separate devices). At least two other people were unable to visit my site, and one of them assured me they could the day before, so it's clearly the site again. It's a shame, because I had just posted the same information I'm about to give you. Now I have to type all of that again. (Sarcasm) Dear Blog.com, thanks for the support. You really helped me grow my audience. (Sarcasm ends) Well, that's enough ranting. On with the show.

NEW Grim Edventures Chapter Six

Chapter six of The NEW Grim Edventures of Ed, Edd n Eddy should be up by the end of January. (Yes, I know it takes me forever to finish a single chapter; quit nagging me!) Chapter 5 marked the last time I'll be writing a story from start to finish instead of thinking carefully about what to write before I start. That is, unless I finish the first chapter of a certain story. I believe this system will allow for things to go more smoothly.

Plot Summary

After Grim becomes tired of the Eds complaining about having nothing to do, Grim decides to take the Eds to a castle (similar to the "Beasts and Barbarians" episode of Billy and Mandy). Eddy then decides to pull a scam. He gets the kids to compete with the Eds (plus Grim) at the castle, and the winner takes home the $7.50 (there was a 75 cent entrance fee)! Eddy thinks this will be a cinch, because the Eds have real weapons, and the kids have turkey basters, but things are not always as they seem!

A Final say

I hope you enjoyed today's tidbit. I'll see you guys later.

Sincerely,

Reginald Konga

Time To Make a Good First Impression

Greetings, people of the internet. My username is Reginald Konga, but you may know me as "thebestkindofstupid" or "Edd Shwartz" or "2030comms," or even my first username "edsandsonicatolympic" ... Man, I was a maniac to ever want a name like "Ed, Edd n Eddy and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games!" Anyway, I post on this site about things I do on the internet, such as my fan fictions or my YouTube channels. I have them listed below.

Ed, Edd n Eddy fan fictions

You can view more information on my EEnE fan fictions at the Ed Fanon Wikia, where I am known as "Edd Shwartz." I have several ideas including The All-New Ed, Edd n Eddy Show and The NEW Grim Edventures of Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Cartoon Cartoon Tuesdays fan fictions

This project is currently on hold, but I would like to get back to it someday. The story was inspired by the characters in Cartoon Network Racing, which were all classic toons for unknown reasons. The classic toons have adventures together. I still like some new cartoons, but others are extremely annoying. Plus, there's only so many characters that you can use without neglecting some important ones. I will return to this fan fiction when I have an idea worthy of being a true pilot.

Sonic the Hedgehog fan fictions

This story is also on hold, as I have recently decided to revamp it. It became very hard to write stories with my OC, so I made a bid a fond farewell to him. I also found that many of my plotlines would not constitute a full story.

YouTube Stuff

So far I am doing only one playthrough, but I hope to do more in the future. Here's the link. I also have another project coming up later, but I'm going to leave it a secret until February when I'm closer to uploading it.