Now, it's time for Shwartz's psychology.
I have been asked by many people the following question: What does the Fox Say? These people then proceed to sound like what I can only describe as follows: Nails on a Chalkboard heard right next to a Hendrix guitar solo on an incredibly out-of-tune guitar while a thousand babies cry uncontrollably.
So my answer to the question is this. I have met the fox, and he is apparently far smarter than any human that ever was, is, or will be. Leonardo da Vinci would be jealous of this fox. The fox has apparently solved the gasoline crisis by turning carbon monoxide into fuel through a very complicated process that defies the "Theory of Conservation of Matter." Furthermore, he has figured out how to fix the American economy to such a level that we could rival the economic boom post-World War I. Moreover, he has solved global warming through a means similar to his fuel solution.
You may be wondering why nobody has heard of this, and there is a reasonable conclusion to this. The fox entered into this dimension, becoming stranded a little after this question became popular. Now, no one will take the fox seriously. Please, stop quoting this song. I don't like paying $3.30 for gasoline.
This concludes Shwartz's psychology... Thank you.
This post is merely for fun. If you still enjoy "What Does the Fox Say?" I have nothing against you. You could do far worse.
Happy Holidays,
Reginald Konga
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